Light Delight
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,
but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked
his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."While the boy and his father were
watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to
watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.The walls opened up again and a beautiful
24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother.
"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a
woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school." "I
don't want to go to school," the son replied. His mother said, "Give me two reasons why you don't
want to go to school." "Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." "Not good
enough," the mother replied. "Fine," the son said. "Then you give me two good reasons why I SHOULD
go to school." "One, you're 50 years old. Two, you're the principal of the school.
"DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS
WONDER...This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward wher! e Patientsalways died in
the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,regardless of their medical condition.This
puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something todo with the supernatural. No one
could solve the mystery as to why thedeaths took place at 11 AM.So a world-wide expert team was
constituted and they decided to go downto the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the
nextSunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the
ward to see for themselves.what the terrible phenomenon was all about..................Just when the
clock struck 11...and then......then.....then....and then....Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper,
entered the ward and Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The
American asks if he would like to play a fun game.The Sardarji, tired, just wants to take a nap,
so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.The American persists and
explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know
the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa."Again, he declines and tries to get some
sleep.The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if I
don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there
will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.The American asks the first question: "What's
the distance from the earth to the moon?"The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his
wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the American."Okay," says the American, "your
turn".He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"The American,
puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps into the
air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.Frustrated,
he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and
hands him $500.The Sardarji thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.The American, who is
more than a little miffed, stirs the Sardarji and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"Without a word, the Sardarji reaches into his purse,hands the american $5,and goes back to sleep.
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were
talking about the American Astronauts. One said to
the other, "What's the big deal about going to the
moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars
we will go direct to the sun." "But if we get within 13
million miles from the sun, we'll melt." And the first
answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
